Monday, February 20, 2012

How they do it?

How They Do It



Accountants do it with Double Entry

Ambulance driver comes quicker

Australians do it Down Under

Bach did it using the organ

Bankers do it with interest

Bartenders do it on the Rocks

Batman does it using his Robin

Bookkeepers do it for the record

Bosses delegate the task to others

Chess players check their Mates

Cops do it with cuffs

DJs do it on request

Deep-sea divers do it under extreme pressure

Dentist do it orally

Detectives do it under cover

Don't do it with Bankers, most of them are Tellers

Elevator men do it up and down

Engineers do it to specifications

Firemen do it with a big hose

Garbage men come twice a week

Gardeners do it on the bushes

Gas attendants Pump all day

Golfers do it in 18 holes

Landlords do it every 1st of the month

Managers make others do it

Marketing reps do it on commission

Pizza delivery man comes in 30 minutes or it's free

Waiters and waitresses do it for tips

Zoologists do it with animalsHow they do it?
lawyers do it pro bono and doctors do it stat
Oh and im haveing more jokes. the title will be MORE JOKES



not very creative but it works.

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How they do it?
hey that is very funny...almost fell off chair laughing
that's very cute! X) I dont know if it's just supposed to sound perverted, but it's cute =)How they do it?
hahah nice..!
jaydog why do you think that's cute?
Funny
lol.. funny :)



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There was once an old man and a parrot living all alone together for like 40 years.

One day, the parrot came to the old man and said, "you know, I've never had a woman in my life."

So the old man, as a favour to his best friend, went to the pet store and talked the owner into letting him use a female parrot for one night for the fee of 40 dollars.

He took the female home, put it into the cage with his parrot, covered the cage and went to bed. He was awoken in the middle of the night to the female parrot screaming she was being killed.

He ran out and pulled the cover off the cage. There he saw his male parrot ripping all the feathers off of the female. "What are you doing?" the old man screamed.

The parrot replied, "Are you kidding, for 40 dollars, I at least want the b**** naked!"
thats pretty cool one!!!!!

3 cheers!!!

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