Last one folks funny or true you decide WHEN IT COMES TO SEX?

Accountants do it with Double Entry

Acupuncturists do it with a small prick

Ambulance drivers come quicker

Australians do it Down Under

Bankers do it with interest

Bartenders do it on the Rocks

Chess players check their Mates

Cops do it with cuffs

DJs do it on request

Deep-sea divers do it under extreme pressure

Dentist do it orally

Detectives do it under cover

Don't do it with Bankers, most of them are Tellers

Engineers do it to specification

Firemen do it with a big hose

Frank Sinatra does it his way

Garbagemen *** twice a week

Gardeners do it in the bushes

Gas attendants Pump all day

Housewives do it for an allowance

Jockeys gallop hard and finish fast

Landlords do it every 1st of the month

Mountain Climbers like to be on top

Pianists touch, tickle, and titilate!

Pizza delivery men come in 30 minutes or it's free

Truckers do it in the road

Travel Agents do it in lots of different places

Waiters and waitresses do it for tips

Watch out for tennis players - love means nothing to them!

Zoologists do it with animalsLast one folks funny or true you decide WHEN IT COMES TO SEX?
Bartenders do it on the Rocks! Oh yes we do! lolz



And Chefs like to sprinkle you with their special sauce lolz!
It was long but well worth it. That's very funny.Last one folks funny or true you decide WHEN IT COMES TO SEX?
OMG THAT'S LONG BUT FUNNY!! i have a short version in a slide show!!
lol, niceLast one folks funny or true you decide WHEN IT COMES TO SEX?
haha
BRILLIANT....................XXX
funny as always babe!! keep it up!!
Um... ookkaayy
Funny! 100!
Ha ha ha.!!!

Brilliant ones again Chris.!!!

10/10.!!!

That got me smiling.!!!

Cheers.!!
ha ha ha funny

thanks for a laugh
Funny and if its true alot of ppl r in trouble......LOLSZ ^_^
Very good...................star for you ;o)
nice one....
Hi Chris,

Hahahahahahahaha.. Thats a long list you got there and I wouldn't be without it.. Great Stuff Chris.. Big Star..

A Friend,

poppy1
lol